Alternative/Indie – Touring

What the f**k is that smell?

Touring while an up and coming band is a hearty breed of animal unto it's own. Vehicles crammed to the ceiling with instruments, equipment and Humans. And in the vein of “no two snowflakes are the same"....the same unfortunately, pertains to the dreaded backside emission”.

Time to light up the olfactory senses. WARNING: sparking a joint under these conditions could be a “Houston, we have a problem” moment! A sardine can on wheels, complete with smells rivaling (ding, ding, ding), a sardine can.

Mmmmm yummy, an endless diet of high calorie fast food. One cannot fail to mention artery busters on offer at every mini mart. As members rattle down the highway, just know that sneaky, creepy, slow descending Hellions approach. The “belly blobs of grease du jour”. Bloody appetizing eh? Licking my lips now.

Hey, if your in the City of Angels, and weave your way past the smog, be sure to stop off at Tommies and load up on chili cheese burgers, dogs and fries. That is enhancing your travels 101. BEWARE: The oxygen starved brown cloud of oppression is always stalking and ready to pounce upon it's next victim!