No Rest For Kings

Me, myself and I had a brainstorm during a game of hoops, under a typically clear, sunny day. Suddenly everything moved in slowwwww motionnnnn. Out of three knuckle heads spilled a viable strategy for KOL, while drummer Nathan is grounded due to a wounded wing. I feel you man. Me and a Rotator Cuff were at odds with each other, it had to be sliced and diced too.

This is whippin' frenzy....KOL style. Lets take a look. There's Caleb preparing in solitude. He chose to do a cover for his frenzy causing maneuver. We already know he can sing. Could be interesting. 

Whoa, why is he stepping into that which we love to peel off the opposite sex? Is he going to wear THOSE for his cover? No worries. This cover is a cover of the controversial Joe Namath pantyhose photo shoot from the 70's, with a twist. Caleb will be surrounded by Victoria Secret models. Oh Poor baby. How will he manage? A bold choice indeed. Ambitious emulation. Can he pull it off?

Interesting that both Caleb and Joe are “Good Old Boys”. Whatever, I don't recall reading anywhere that Southern dudes carry an above average hanker-in' for pantyhose. No bullet dodging necessary!

Ole' Joe. Living on opposite coasts, I appreciated the trail he blazed. Ahead of his time. Joe did not set a trend, he was the entire bloody trend. I've always carried an affinity for Tide Qbs. Go figure!

Nathan, he ain't going anywhere. Draggin' a wing holds him on the tarmac of sorts. He plays kick back Jack! We throw him a life raft. There is no Earthly reason for him to vacate his private ocean of wine. 

The raft is equipped with a giant pumping straw, whose base gently sways far below the darker region of the highly valued liquid delight. At the top, two smaller off-shoot straws are available for personal use. A party of two can snuggle up and get comfy on the dual leather recliner and enjoy custom libation. Yes, there is a big screen TV. Quality time. Does it get any better?

Matthew's plan is one that makes grown men jealous. Ugh, he go fast! Real fast! He is entered to drive in several Nascar truck races during downtime. You honestly didn't believe that an Axe was the only thing that Cool Cat could drive with superior control? Seems his team is shaping up to be the one to beat.

Secret weapon operator Jared will be gently placed in a one-of-a-kind compartment inside the truck bed. He will be outfitted with his base guitar and a new concept amp that controls emotions for short bursts. 

He plays a couple of chords, wham, other drivers feel the embrace of fear. They let off the accelerator just a hair. Enough to lose ground, yet subtle enough that no ones the wiser. Got to love it! How to school Nascar drivers, rock style. Yee ha!

Complete silliness I know. It sneaked in, occupied my mind for a short time and now your stuck with it. My bad. No really, my bad!